Check out this class gift from the 2010 Brooklyn Law students to themselves.
Sometimes I feel like I'm all alone in the "everything sounds dirty to me" world. Not so. While it appears an entire class of supposedly intelligent people thought that this motto was appropriate, there was at least one person who had the innuendo wherewithal to point out the obvious phallic overtones of this sign.
I think that I may just print out a few dozen "that's what she said" signs and have them handy for occasions just like this. In fact, maybe a business card sized message would be more convenient. I could just go around all day, and whenever I hear or see a blatant innuendo offense I could either hand the person the card or paste it up near the offending sign. What say you? Good idea?
I could create my own line of cards and sell them to trained innuendo-spotters. Maybe offer a course first. Lots of ideas here.
On a related note, I'd like to mention that several of my friends who ordinarily do not have dirty minds have all started watching what they say.
One friend: "my arm is getting stronger all the time; I just have to keep playing with it and build up endurance. Caleb, let it go." She said that last bit before I could even chime in with anything!
Another blogger: "... my nerdy habits [that include] partitioning my hard drive- and no, perverts, that's not some dirty innuendo!" Good catch. And that was a bit of a difficult innuendo.
I postulate that it doesn't take a lot of people to be trained in innuendo-ery. (awesome word Caleb! Thanks, Caleb!) One person can affect the habits of dozens of their family and friends!
So keep on keepin' on, pervs. I love you all.
Caleb "insert witty thing here" Shreves
Headline on Yahoo.com today:
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Um... yes?
A funny video on Facebook had this caption:
ReplyDelete"Maru likes boxes. This cat doesn't care if the box is short, tall, small, or tiny, he's gonna figure out a way to get inside of it. Our favorite has to be his graceful entrance into the skinny bunny box."
True story.
Hahahah... that's what she said comments are my favorite. I have a friend who appreciates them as much as I do... and we've started making them during class, since we sit next to each other. And then we have to put our heads down so we're not busted for laughing.
ReplyDeleteNo joke... our professor was talking about legal movies and how the lawyers always have a way of showing up at the perfect moment.. and he said "He comes at just the right time." And we both said in unison "That's what she said," and then had to excuse ourselves from class because we lost it. We're very mature.
Awesome! I'm one of the worst of the innuendo types, but in college almost everyone in jazz band was bad. It was hard for the director to say anything without us giggling, which while he had a great sense of humor and all, began to get annoying.
ReplyDeleteSorrs, dude. That shit's funny!
I say GREAT idea.
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