On my other blog I have shared with you the fantastic site, "Name of the Year." They pit the best (read: craziest) names -all verified as real- against each other each year in an NCAA-style bracket. Check it out here.
As you would correctly assume, many of the names they collect are very, very dirty. I've collected my 10 favorite dirty names from the site to share with you, and invite you to add any names of people you actually know.
For example, I work with a fellow named "Dick Burns." True story.
Here, in no particular order, are the 10-perviest names in existence:
1. Dr. Speedy Nutz
2. Pamela Balls Organista
3. Charity Beaver
4. Doby Crotchtangle
5. Princess Nocandy
6. Gordon Cobbledick
7. Fuk King Kwok
8. Gay Straite
9. Gay Horney
10. Chinny Offor
And one special shout-out to one of my all-time favorites (and winner of
the 2004 NOTY competition):
Jew Don Boney Jr.
Merry Christmas, all! May your stockings get stuffed and your milk be drank!
Caleb "yeah, I said that." Shreves