Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome aboard. Together we'll be taking a journey through the web, combing it for the most ridiculous innuendos we can find. This week officially starts on Monday, May 24th, but who's counting? We'll start each month off with a few gems, add to the list as we find them, and vote for the best-of-the-month "that's what she said" award.
Let's get to it, shall we?
It took me approximately 30 seconds to find the first three phrases for this week. The first two are decent (though all the more powerful when given their completely innocent source) but the third one was absolutely rancid. I seriously had to spend five minutes picking my favorite phrase off of this blog; go check it out!
Remember, these are all real (I'll quote sources), quoted exactly and without editing, and meant COMPLETELY innocently. Go!
#1: "because honestly, i work better spreading everything out." --
#2: "I really can't believe I've kept it up for so long, it's almost
shocking :)" -- http://marnesblog.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog
#3: "Hopefully he won't be lame anymore. Right now his stride is pretty
short and choppy. He's not totally lame or anything, just... Off. :-/
So, I've just been riding him lightly lately. Just walking and trotting
a little bareback, because he'll get totally out of shape if I just give
him time off for too long." --
Keep em coming!