January 2011: I Captured A Booby!

Happy New Years!

Yes, it's a couple of days before Jan 1, but since I often put up posts after the 1st of the month I thought I would balance the force by posting early.

Sometimes in life you see shit that is funny and think "boy, golly, sure wish I had a picture of this to show someone else!" Well, from now on, we're going to get pictures.  And I'll start by uploading 3 of my recent favorites.

If you have/find good pics of funny stuff to send, just email them to me.  If they're funny (and real) I'll put them up here.  If they're funnier (and realer) than my pics here, I'll send you a $20 gift card.  Serious.

Just click my profile to get my email and send a jpg along with a story to explain where you saw it. "It" referring to whatever is in your picture.  Sorry, I realized that I ended that last sentence not good.  Shit!  Did it again!)

And don't try and send me something you dig up off the internet.  Trust me, I'll know if it's from the interweb.  I have actually scoured the entire internet and got to the end of it.  I can prove it because I saw this sign:

That being said, here are 3 awesome true-life pics.

#1 (Thanks, Krust!)

#2 (Thanks to Leetos for taking this picture for me!)

#3 While playing super-addictive brain games on http://www.lumosity.com/, I had to capture this screen image.  Indeed, website.  Indeed.

Happy New Year!

Peace out, girl scouts.

Caleb

Added Pics: 


#4 Thanks, Turtlegrl!  Technically this is from the (awesome) website: passiveaggressivenotes.com, but it's still worthy of entry.  Heh heh.... "worthy of entry."

December 2010: Name That Pervert!

'Ello Mates,

On my other blog I have shared with you the fantastic site, "Name of the Year." They pit the best (read: craziest) names -all verified as real- against each other each year in an NCAA-style bracket.  Check it out here.

As you would correctly assume, many of the names they collect are very, very dirty.  I've collected my 10 favorite dirty names from the site to share with you, and invite you to add any names of people you actually know.

For example, I work with a fellow named "Dick Burns."  True story.

Here, in no particular order, are the 10-perviest names in existence:

1. Dr. Speedy Nutz

2. Pamela Balls Organista

3. Charity Beaver

4. Doby Crotchtangle

5. Princess Nocandy

6. Gordon Cobbledick

7. Fuk King Kwok

8. Gay Straite

9. Gay Horney

10. Chinny Offor

And one special shout-out to one of my all-time favorites (and winner of
the 2004 NOTY competition):

Jew Don Boney Jr.

Merry Christmas, all!  May your stockings get stuffed and your milk be drank!

Caleb "yeah, I said that." Shreves