You know I love the Keurig coffee-maker. If you don't have one, go get one. Anyway, when I try new coffees I like to read their descriptions on the keurig website. Because I'm a savvy shopper? Fuck no. Here's what you do: pretend that, instead of coffee, the descriptions are from girls that just gave a BJ: Here's a few samples:
"This flavor is wonderful. Just what is needed as the weather gets a little colder. What a pick me up!" [Indeed it is...]
- Attractive Mouthfeel/Body
- Exceptional/Interesting Flavor
- Pleasing Aroma
- Smooth Taste
"My favorite to wake up with each morning." [Me too?]
"Solid blend. Just enough flavor and NO bitter after taste. Very smooth!" [Girls hate bitter aftertaste, right?]
"I did not enjoy this at all. I will admit I have had worse, but if you are like me and like somethings on the bold side, do not get this. I let my wife try it because she does not like the bold stuff and she even said it tastes like water. It has zero flavor. If you like drinking hot water I recommend this to you." [Man- you gotta have some pride in your stuff!]
"Got this for my mother. This is all she will drink. She would highly recommend it." [Um... Merry Christmas?]
You get the drift. Check it out! Great way to kill a half-hour.
Caleb out.
